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Thursday, March 26, 2009

sehari satu foto (episode 10)

this photo was taken during the hot air balloon fair, on the same that with the one posted in the last entry under the this label. don't know what to tell lah. juz enjoy lah!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

ah beng

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie together with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed !


Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please."


Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes"


Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermos flask

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"


After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.


Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.


Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.


Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"


Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ...... what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back !!!!"


Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"

sehari satu foto (episode 9)

this photo was tkaen during the 1st putrajaya international hot air balloon fair. this was the first time i'd ever seen hot air balloons with my own eyes, which i'm sure it was the first time for other spectators too. did some touch-up. enjoy=)

Friday, March 20, 2009

sehari satu foto (episode 8)

this photo was taken during my first street shooting somewhere in august 2008. in that semester, i had a gap of 4 hours between my two classes (1-5pm). so i used that period of time to shoot KL as if i was a tourist. there was even a hawker spoke english to me while i was buying a bahasa melayu comic book from her. haha. do i look like a foreign tourist?

actually i was trying my luck by participating in KL photography competition but as expected, crappy shots wont win. haha.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

sehari satu foto (episode 7)

this photo was shot this evening after my instrumentation & control class. got nothing to do. so i decided to shoot something and the victims were my money. hehe. shot with aperture priority mode with my nikon D80 + 50mm f1.8 and some touch-ups were done afterward.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

sehari satu foto (episode 6)

this photo was taken on one friday evening, around 5.30pm. on the last semester, i joined a photography class, the one that was a credited subject under CCAC. but i've already registered for other skill (taekwondo). so i just get the permission from the photography class' lecturer to join in and ofcourse uncredited. but on that day the class was canceled. so i wandered around AIKOL (as the class was there) and took the shot under the bridge that links AIKOL and KENMS. nothing to do. that's why lah...hehe;p

Monday, March 16, 2009

sehari satu foto (episode 5)

every morning, when i'm going to the toilet, i'll look to this menara (i dont know what it's really called). the perfect time is about 7.40-8.10am, the time where the morning sun shines it with the blue sky as the backdrop. very indah lah...hehe=)

Sunday, March 15, 2009

a survey for SEXY ladies....lalala~

ok. don't get so philosophical and try to define 'sexy'. don't ask me "what do you mean by sexy?". or don't tell me "the attitude of a person can make him/her sexy". bcoz the 'sexy' which i'm referring to here is 'wearing a sexy attire'. whether it exposes part of your bodies (chest, thigh, perut) or it may covers them but it is tight and showing the curve of your body parts.

so please answer here. (honestly from your heart)

1)why are you wearing them(that type of attire)? for showing off your curve or what?
(kenapa anda berpakaian seksi? apakah untuk menayang tubuh anda?

2)are u comfortable wearing them? especially the tight jeans pants.
(adakah anda berasa selesa berpakaian demikian? terutamanya seluar jeans ketat)

3)how do you feel when boys are staring at you wearing them? proud or what?
(apakah perasaan anda jika lelaki menatap anda berpakaian demikian? apakah anda bangga?)

4)what if they are staring at your exposed body parts (thigh, chest etc)? proud or irritated?
(bagaimana jika mereka menatap bahagian badan anda yg terdedah(paha, dada dll.)? apakah anda bangga atau x suka?

5)why did you feel that way?
(kenapa anda berasa demikian?)

question #6 is for those who answer 'irritated' for question #5
(soalan #6 adalah utk responden yg menjawab 'x suka' utk soalan #5

6)why did you feel so while you choose to wear them?
(kenapa anda berasa begitu sedangkan anda yg memilih utk berpakaian begitu?)

p/s: will you say that it is your right to wear like that?and you have the right to get angry to those who staring at you (or your exposed body parts)?

p/s: please be rational, not emotional. cheers=)

p/s: you may answer these questions in your comment to this post. tq=)

photomalaysia.com Kg. Baru street shoot outing (14/03/09)

in the pic: 49 of the members who joined the outing. pleased to meet you guys=)
p/s:i'm the one who wore white t-shirt and mencangkung on the farthest left.

credit to bro zamrud for this photo. he was the one who shot this.

this was the first time i'd ever join PM's outing. 54 members joined, beat the previous record of 47 members. i'm proud to be part of it. looking forward to join the next one. hehe=)

sehari satu foto (episode 4)

in the pic: tasik beringin 3

this photo was taken while i was preparing our family bbq party yesterday. this is the scenery of the backyard of my home. a sunset landscape shot, but definitely not satisfying. need a wider lens. heheh...

Friday, March 13, 2009

sehari satu foto (episode 3)

this photo definitely needs some touch up but i'm too lazy to do so. it was taken in a park or a dataran in sibu. i was shooting my sophia there and suddenly she pointed to the clouds. then i took this photo but not quite what i think it suppose to look like. it's a bit underexposed. maybe because i'd set the exposure bracketing to negative something so that my sophia will exposed perfectly (as she posed facing the evening sunlight). but again, i'm too lazy to edit it. haha...

joke (18SX)

haha. got these jokes from a forum. enjoy. haha again=D

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?

Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do it again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does with their husbands.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls - Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's d*ck?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting f**ked!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare because we care!"

The saddest part of a man's body is his balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra , what would you get?

And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases & if a condom blasts, population increases.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

sehari satu foto (episode 2)

this is my first and only HDR photo. the origional picture was taken after i had my seminar class. shot between E2 and E3 building at level three.

then i post-processed it by photoshop to make an HDR photo. my friend, zat asyraf said that this is a type of HDR photo but not the original HDR though. because what i did was select the photo and made three copies. then i brighten the first one to the maximum and the 2nd one the opposite. the third one i did nothing. after that i merged them and made some adjustment to the curve. this is the result.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

satu hari satu foto (episode 1)

this pic was taken last sunday. the models were my younger sister (i dont have the elder one actually) and my cousin. planed to shoot the sunset (landscape) but reached there a bit too late. it was too dark. actually i wanted to shoot the sunset scenery where the ideal one is to get the shot of the sun in perfect circle shape. so it will look like a red fire ball. next time lah...

so i shot the silhouette instead. here it is. comments & critics are welcome.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

sehari satu foto

hmmm...i'm thinking of a project, non-academic or profit obviously. juz for my satisfaction. it may also be my documentation of my photography journey. so i'm planing to post a photo everyday. when will it started? xtau la...cam malas gak nih...huhu...juz wait for it lah!

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